Marketing Intern — Bali Based

Monday morning, the reset. What did you ship. What broke. What are you building this week. Everything you built last week is worthless. It keeps you honest. It keeps you fast.

You are reading this from the most expensive version of the old map. San Francisco still runs on the belief that a company takes three hundred people and an office tower to start. It does not anymore — a company now costs twelve people and a toolchain.

My name is Julien Uhlig. Thirty years building companies — New York, London, Tokyo, the Valley — and then it stopped mattering where I did it, so I run it from Canggu. Entrade and Zero-X among them. Over $150M raised and deployed. The campus is 4,000 sqm, and I am on it every day. This is EX EPIC Academy.

You will write the copy that rejects corporate vocabulary — synergy, world-class, cutting-edge are banned on sight. Our audience is advertising-saturated; the only move left is total candor: say exactly what it is, state the downside openly, give the mechanism. You will own the copy on the website, the feed, the program pages, and the summit — and make the honest voice sharper.

You will run the campaigns that carry it — social, email, SEO, paid — and measure what ships. You will use AI tools daily: market analysis, copy generation, visual assets, campaign automation. The copy is the product.

The honest part: most of what you write will not ship. Only the work that passes a brutal bar goes out. That is the point.

You hold a degree. Any field. It is proof you finished something hard, not proof you know anything current.

You can rewrite a paragraph until it sounds like a person wrote it. You have opinions about why most ads are noise, and you can back them with examples. You would rather be understood than admired.

Six months, on-site. Not remote, not hybrid, not a three-month stint.

I am onsite. So is the management team. Every day. No org chart between you and the founder. What Canggu buys is a