Spy my little Senior Creative FrontEnd Engineer

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• The Senior Creative Front End Engineer will work for a hyper-growth B2B SaaS proposition.
• The Senior Creative Front End Engineer will up to £90,000 plus excellent benefits.
• The Senior Creative Front End Engineer will enjoy hybrid working on a 3+2 basis.
• The Senior Creative Front End Engineer will have huge autonomy, ownership and accountability.
• The Senior Creative Front End Engineer will be part visual identity manager, part front end developer.
• The Senior Creative Front End Engineer will have prior experience of building and scaling products into leading brands.
• The Senior Creative Front End Engineer will know how to drive demand generation and deliver consistent pipeline growth.
• The Senior Creative Front End Engineer will work with the CMO, Rev Ops, Growth Hacking, Event Management and Product Marketing.
• The Senior Creative Front End Engineer will own the website and drive performance, conversion and search visibility.
• The Senior Creative Front End Engineer will subscribe to the web marketing mantra:
  Look. Load. Convert.
• The Senior Creative Front End Engineer will work with Growth Marketing to drive leads and engagement.
• The Senior Creative Front End Engineer will work with Product Marketing to tell our story in a compelling manner.
• The Senior Creative Front End Engineer will own our visual identity and apply it consistently across our product range.
• The Senior Creative Front End Engineer will own SEO/GEO search and technical implementations from site speed to structured data.
• The Senior Creative Front End Engineer will marry technical front end engineering with a creative eye.
• The Senior Creative Front End Engineer will understand what lies behind templates, abstractions, etc. Look under that hood!
• The Senior Creative Front End Engineer will design and create assets that power campaigns, from landing pages to sales collateral.
• The Senior Creative Front End Engineer will have worked with headless or component-based systems e.g. Storyblok.
• The Senior Creative Front End Engineer will know how to structure content for loading speed and flexibility.
• The Senior Creative Front End Engineer will use Hubspot and Google Analytics. Know how data flows from visit to revenue.
• The Senior Creative Front End Engineer will use Rev Tech tools to ensure every site visit is tracked and actioned.
• The Senior Creative Front End Engineer will live and breathe SaaS, and know what a high-performing B2B site looks like.
• The Senior Creative Front End Engineer will use AI tools to push the boundaries of what one person can design, build and ship.