Outside Sales Representative

Job Description

Unlock Your Potential with a High-Earning Sales Career at Hattori Hanzo Shears.

Your exciting mission (should you choose to accept it):

• Become a Scissor Superhero: save professional hair stylists and barbers from the perils of dull shears.
• Master the Art of Shear Sorcery: help clients find their perfect pair of enchanted scissors.
• Rack Up Wins Faster Than a Speeding Stylist: close deals quicker than it takes to give a buzzcut – feel the rush of instant success!
• Forge Bonds Stronger Than Titanium Blades: build relationships that last longer than the sharpest shears in the biz.

Remember, at Hattori Hanzo Shears, we believe in cutting through the ordinary and styling success your way.

• A personality so magnetic, you could attract paper clips from across the salon.
• The gift of gab that could convince a bald eagle to get a perm.
• Charm levels that would make even CONFIDENTIAL'S hair flip with envy.
• A sense of humor sharper than our finest blades (careful, it's a close shave!).
• Sales experience so impressive, you could sell a comb to Kojak.
• Can recite the entire 'Hair' musical soundtrack while giving a perfect fade (we're not kidding, we might test you).
• Have a black belt in small talk and a PhD in turning "maybe later" into "shut up and take my money!"
• Can style hair blindfolded using only our shears and your Jedi-like scissor skills.
• Have a collection of hair puns so vast, it would make even Dad jokes jealous.

All information will be kept confidential, in accordance with EEO guidelines.