Real Estate Fixologist Wizard

Real Estate Fixologist Wizard

Also known in the common tongue as:
Facilities Sorcerer
· Real Estate Enchanter
· Dwelling Conjurer

The Guild of Three Sixty Real Estate Solutions, LLC

Three Sixty is a full-service guild of passionate enchanters devoted to the residential, retail, and commercial realms. We are zealous guardians of our residents and the communities we steward. Our sacred code is bound by the ancient virtues of integrity, service, respect, humility, professionalism, accountability, and teamwork. We undertake no quest unless it shall bring benefit to the community, the realm, and all its inhabitants.

Our vision: to serve each subject to the highest standard the arcane arts allow, and to conjure quality outcomes for all who dwell within our properties.

The chosen Wizard shall wield their craft daily across our holdings — maintaining the curbside enchantment of all properties, executing repairs both great and small, overseeing remodeling incantations, and tending to the needs of current and prospective residents with grace and good cheer.

The Guild demands mastery across many schools of enchantment:

• Banish leaks, unclog cursed drains, and contain waterborne emergencies. Know when to summon a licensed Plumber Mage.

• Diagnose circuit hexes, GFI anomalies, and current disturbances. Respect the limits of your practice; elevate dark magic to licensed electricians.

• Perform ritual filter changes, test and cleanse air units, address thermostat curses. Coordinate with HVAC conjurers for complex enchantments.

• Diagnose and restore enchanted household devices — refrigerators, ranges, dishwashers, and disposal golems. Discern repair from replacement.

• Adjust doors and windows, repair cabinetry, patch and finish drywall to a paintable standard. Shape wood and plaster to your will.

• Execute unit-turn paint incantations with proper preparation, masking, and finish quality. Match existing color enchantments between tenancies.

• Repair vinyl plank, tile, and carpet; address subfloor anomalies and transitions between material planes.

• Lead small building transformation projects — window, door, deck, and patio door replacements across the realm.

• Tend the land — mowing, trimming, weed banishment, fertilizer casting, and stewardship of all rock beds and landscaped glades.

• Vanquish snow and ice from all entryways and paths. Apply salt wards against hazardous conditions. Report slip-and-fall curses promptly.

• Upon a resident's departure, restore the chamber to pristine condition — painting, cleaning, and preparing it for its next inhabitant.

• Answer the guild's after-hours distress beacon. A true Wizard is never fully off duty when the realm is in peril.

• 401(k) with 4% guild match
• Annual wellness reimbursement
• PTO & 10.5 paid holy days
• Annual robe (clothing) allowance
• Performance bonus enchantment
• On-site fitness sanctum
• Paid training & continuing sorcery
• Guild-issued communication crystal
• Monthly tool stipend
• Six weeks paid parental leave

• Excellent communication, analytical, and problem-solving enchantments
• Experience in the schools of construction, maintenance, and/or property management
• Ability to venture solo and meet self-initiated quest deadlines
• Sound judgment — decisions must benefit residents, property owners, and fellow guild members
• Skill in managing critical alliances with customers, service providers, and the fellowship
• High school rune certificate or equivalent arcane credential

• Lift up to 75lbs
• Bend & perform manual labor
• Ascend ladders periodically
• Adherence to all safety wards
• Valid steed license (Driver’s license) & proof of insurance

The above incantations are not exhaustive of all that may be asked of you. The Wizard shall also be called upon for any task the Guild deems necessary — seen or yet unforeseen.

May your wrench be true and your caulk gun never clog.