Automobile Technician; Because Our Cars Won’t Fix Themselves Yet

Overview

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Automobile Technician (Because Our Cars Won’t Fix Themselves... Yet) role at The Gossett Group
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• Diagnose car issues without blaming everything on the alternator (unless it’s actually the alternator).
• Repair engines, brakes, transmissions, and remove the occasional varmint nest from under the hood.
• Perform routine maintenance that’s anything but routine.
• Educate customers gently when they call the check engine light a0"is just a suggestion".
• Occasionally remove mystery snacks from under the seats. Hazmat Suit not provided.

• 2+ years of auto tech experience or equivalent hours watching You Tube tutorials (okay, maybe not).
• ASE Certification preferred, but we’ll take Jedi-level intuition too.
• Ability to lift heavy things and occasionally your service advisor0e3s spirits.
• Can listen to a car engine and say, “Yup, that ain’t right” like a pro.
• Must laugh at our boss’s bad jokes (non-negotiable).

• Competitive pay that doesn’t make you cry.
• 401K plan for the future that will make you glad you did.
• Health insurance, because accidents happen.
• Free coffee that’s 70% caffeine, 30% inspiration.
• Coworkers who’ll help you move a transmission and attend your BBQ.
• Zero tolerance for drama, unless it involves a customer’s 2000 RAM 1500 with 400k miles.

Send us your resume, a list of tools you swear by, and your best “why the car won’t start” story. Bonus points if your cover letter includes the phrase “it made a weird noise.”